Iron pipes would be illegal.
Farmers would need a permit to buy irrigation pipe.
Nobody else would be allowed to own pipes.
A special police unit would have the power to search every barn in the country to make sure there was no cloudbuster hidden there.
All phone calls and e-mails would be monitored for tips on who was doing cloudbusting.
Anyone who complained about the weather would be listed in a database as a potential suspect.
Anyone who complained about the weather would be listed in a database as a potential suspect.
Third-world countries would be ordered not to build cloudbusters or they would be invaded and occupied to restore democracy.
There would be Congressional hearings on what the weather should be, and the special-interest group with the most money for lobbying and campaign contributions would get the weather they wanted and the rest of the population would have to endure it.
The Mafia would extort money from farmers by threats of bad weather.
India and Pakistan would cause floods in each other´s territory.
The IRA would cause floods in England.
The ETA would cause floods in France and Spain.
Kids would make snow in the winter to stay home from school.
The Palistinians would cause floods in Israel.
The Mosad would cause floods in Arab countries.
Religious leaders would make rain to impress their followers.
Resort owners would prevent rain to improve their business.
Conspiracy-theorists would secretly build and use cloudbusters to break the government monopoly on weather control.
UFO-nuts would build cloudbusters to fight off invading spaceships.
Revolutionary groups would use cloudbusters to ruin the economies of opressive countries to bring down their governments.
The USA would use cloudbusters to ruin the economy of Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, and other countries that would not obey orders from the Imperial Regime in Washington.
Cuba would direct every hurricane at Miami.
James DeMeo would use cloudbusters against Moslem countries.
And a long list of other things which would happen. It is one thing to pass a law. It is another to enforce it. Building a cloudbuster is too easy and the materials too easy to obtain in any modern, industrialized society, for such laws to be enforceable.
And I once met someone in Tucson, Arizona, who wanted to build a cloudbuster to defend Tucson when the Ant People came out of their holes in the ground under Area 51 and marched on Tucson as the ancient Hopi prophecies predicted they would.
And there was an Anarchist group in New York who tried to sabotage the Republican Party convention with cloudbusters.
You cannot stop such people by passing laws.
And sooner or later, the government would realize that and decide it is too dangerous to let anyone known to be interested in cloudbusting live. So all known or suspected Reichians would be rounded up and shot for the safety of the world.
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